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Java Was The Future

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    Holy shit! Can that be any more drawn out and boring?

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      It’s java. Extremely drawn out method names is it’s calling card.

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        One might even say it’s an ExtremelyDrawnOutMethodNamesFactoryImpl

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          … BeanAbstractBeanFactory

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        And slow startup times.

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        Java isn’t as verbose as Appkit/UIKit, I think. Take a look: https://developer.apple.com/documentation/uikit/nstextselectiondatasource https://developer.apple.com/documentation/appkit/nstextinputclient

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          Lol. Two things can both be bad.

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          I’m unfamiliar with Mac programming but that looks normal. Do those function calls become absurdly long when used?

          Here’s one I found on Google from the jdk:

          InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter

          Yes that’s not a typo, internalframe is repeated.

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            I mean, it’s dumb but I know what it is. It’s the painter for the internal frame’s title pane maximize button, which is in the internal frames title, which is in the internal frame.

            It’s essentially a dumb way of writing: InternalFrame.Title.MaximizeButton.Painter

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      I think it was amusing. A relic of a simpler time

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        It was actually a pretty good Bond parody too!

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          If you are or ever become a mother, you’ll be smegma

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      Almost certainly

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