• fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      I have a mention in forward with a note being “the only documention left was a series of desperate sounding emails that the documentation was still on the now quarenteened work computers and something about a README”

      THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME, like I appreciate my bosses and PMs being chill and not wanting to overwork me on my way out but seriously guys I needed to hand this off to someone and put it somewhere. shrug

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        8 months ago

        I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

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          8 months ago

          100% like can you message me? Sure. Will I help or hell respond? Probally not tbh. Work, chores, and hobbies keep me busy enough.

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 months ago

    I’m definitely writing useless git commit messages

    For work, I at least include the Jira ticket id

    For personal stuff, it’s sweeping features stuffed into one commit that barely describes what was changed

  • tomkatt@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I spend a bunch of time in log reviews in my current role. “Googling the error message” image is literally hanging on my office wall.

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      8 months ago

      The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

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    8 months ago

    I’m going for the Dr. Venkman combo: “Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!”

  • Christian@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    Frog, dog, and kitten, over and over and over in completely arbitrary orderings.

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    8 months ago

    It’s probably going to be a kitten sort of day; I’m stress testing and trying to address the pain points (which so far is mostly on all the other services outside my code that can’t keep up; not a bad place to be).