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frippa@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Yes, I program in HTML

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Yes, I program in HTML

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  • Square Singer@feddit.de
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    I recently had to work with XSLT (may it’s inventor burn in hell for their crimes).

    That’s pretty much programming in XML. It’s probably the worst possible thing.

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      XSLT is fine

      If you have a program generate it

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        Sadly, it was done manually. I had to migrate it to this brand new bleeding edge technology, Apache Velocity. That’s not great either, but it’s much less terrible than XSLT.

        For that task I had to learn two templating languages at the same time to port it from one to the other. Wasn’t an easy task.

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        Pff. I know someone who generated programs using XSLT.

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      Can’t even imagine. I’ve got fed up by the short time I had to configure Maven in plain xml…

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        Is there another way?

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          Yes, there is: https://github.com/takari/polyglot-maven

          I am just not sure if that’s much better. Maven is just a huge pain in the rear.

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      Bro the project I’m on uses XSLT and the first time I saw it I legitimately thought I was having a stroke because I could not accept that anybody would be stupid and/or masochistic enough to actually want something like that.

      However, I’ve now made it my mission to master it because it makes me feel like a high-born wizard speaking of ancient secrets in a tower high above humanity

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        I totally know that feeling :)

        Well, in the 90s, XML was the future. Luckily, not a lot of this future remains.

        Just imagine what HTML would be like if JSON had been available back then.

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    This is not HTML. It isn’t even XML. It’s not as bad as designers putting “code” into ads, but it’s close.

    Also, ever heard of XSLT?

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      I mean it’s valid XML

      It’s just not useful

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        It isn’t valid XML. No root node.

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          We may just not see it but fair point

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            The editor would need to start counting lines at zero.

          • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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            The line numbers show us that we’re seeing the whole file.

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              Oh ur right

              Ew I didn’t notice

              That’s awful

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              They only (probably) show us that we are seeing the begining of the file. Also relative line numbing is a thing in vim for example.

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          deleted by creator

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          Could it be an xml entity (or whatever it’s called) that you reference from another xml file? Do those require root nodes?

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    This reminds me of Apple plist files, which appear to have been invented by someone that doesn’t know how XML works.

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      Which is true for the majority of all XML files I’ve ever come across in the wild.

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        I think XML only makes sense if your data is heavily tree-like

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          In that case, why not use JSON?

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            JSON spreads out tree nodes vertically (with all the attributes), whereas in XML it’s usually one node per line, ie. more compact I suppose. This is just my very niche opinion though

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            because you have a thing against solutions that are both beter and easier

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      What even are those?

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    No.

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    You should check out this new project, supposed to be twice as fast as HTML. It’s called XHTML.

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      I thought that was the HTML used by Twitter.

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    Which of these wonderful languages is this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category%3AXML-based_programming_languages

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    I will never understand how XML came into being when lisp already existed.

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      I don’t either)))))))))

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        (reminds (it (of (story me))))

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        https://xkcd.com/297/

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        Would you really rather see <\Foo> than )?

        There’s a reason why most popular languages use } rather than end if or fi. The added verbosity doesn’t actually help people read your code more than e.g. indentation or editors with paren matching or rainbow parens.

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    Meanwhile in APL, you just 20 50 60 90, 10

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    Is it just me, or does the append statement not indicate where you are appending the “number” element to?

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    Who ever designed this deserves to be killed.

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    What color theme is that?

    • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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      Looks like Vampire.

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    someone should make lisp but with html syntax

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