CREATE TABLE display ( id INT PRIMARY KEY, display_property TEXT ); INSERT INTO display (id, display_property) VALUES (1, 'block'), (2, 'inline-block'), (3, 'flex'); CREATE TABLE divs ( id INT PRIMARY KEY, inner_html TEXT, display INT REFERENCES display(id) ); INSERT INTO divs (id, inner_html , display) VALUES (1, 'div1', 1), (2, 'div2', 2), (3, 'div3', 3);.users { id: int !primary-key; name: text; } .users::insert { id: 1; name: "John doe"; } @query (max: 10) { .user { display: table; } .users id { display: none; } }Thanks, I hate it.
They both feel so wrong, I love it.
I think I need to lie down.
I prefer SQL, because you can pronounce it “sequel” or “es-cue-ell”, and it’s fine. CSS just doesn’t have that kind of flexibility as a language.
CSS also pisses me off because it clearly doesn’t cascade… to contrast SQL is a language, it is used for querying… and it’s structured horribly. Please for the love of God let me
FROM foo WHERE bar SELECT bazcurses?
“Ksssss”
That’s what I sound like whenever I have to tackle that bag of snakes.
I have also heard some say “school”
Well, those people are maniacs
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I like squeal. MS-squeal, my-squeal
Real programmers refuse to refer to MSSQL as anything except TransactSQL or TSQL because 1) MSSQL is a fucking mouthful whether you prefer Sequel or ess-cue-el and 2) because those assholes named their RDBMS SQLServer thud leading to the constant confused “How is the SQL server doing?” 'SQL Server? We’re not a Micro$oft shop…"
The real complex one is whether you’re a postgre-ess-cue-el, postgres-cue-el, postgres-ess-cue-el, postgre-sequel, postgres-equal or postgres-sequel aficionado… and if you enjoy postgres-equal please fucking leave now.
@[email protected] gave me the skull idea so PostegreSQL is now post-gre-skull
You sure you don’t want to postgres-kull?
Skoll! I like it!
i’m leaning towards “skull” tho
“I dropped a table with skull”
it has a nice ring to it
Oh. Now I want one of these for every pairing. Vim vs Windows. Bubble Sort vs. SODIMM. The beauty is, with LLMs, I can have it! Enter two of any computer terms, and ChatGPT spits out a comparison. And why stop with computer stuff? Eukayryotic vs Republican! The War of 1812 vs The Kessel Run!
I think the real question on all of our minds is which is better: JavaScript or megabytes
Is this chatGPT generated?
Having worked with tables in both I’m partial to French.
This is a pretty roundabout way of saying back-end vs front-end.
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What in the actual fuck
Obviously CSS
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