SuperDuper

I don’t want any of those things

If Pam won’t be coming to the bus for any reason, she now leaves a sign informing you and you can drive yourself to the desert.

Praise be

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

Mr. Grinch

Kia Boys are moving up in the world.

Call up Toriyama-san

Hate to break it to you, but he passed away a few days before you made this comment.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_Toriyama

Oh no! Pretty soon the union will be demanding all kinds of crazy things like “stop stealing breast milk from the female employees” and “don’t drive employees to suicide.” When will it end?!

I see you’ve met my boy Bobby

Every company you mentioned in your comment is a shitty company that could do with an L.

My company was pushing MacBooks and iMacs on developers for years, now they’re reversing course. I’m guessing it’s a combination of the upfront cost and the hassle of enterprise administration, tech support, and security having to officially handle 2 different OS’s. It’s much easier to have everyone on similar setups, and Windows is basically the “default” OS for corporate users.

But for fuck sake replace the reptite village they added in the DS version with something enjoyable. One of the most tedious sequences I’ve ever suffered through.

Oh yesyesyesyesssssss 🥵

This is what kicks off the second Civil War in the United States. And just the like first time, those treasonous Emacs Confederates will be decisively defeated.

Spez wouldn’t be into it anyway since I’m not a 15 year old girl.

“Fuck you, here’s a switch port for a Wii U game. It’s $15 more expensive than the original release because fuck you that’s why.”

-Nintendo

I still remember clicking a bunch of irrelevant ads for knives and other weird shit on a forum I visited regularly because the owner said they get slightly more money when ads get clicked on site.

I’m doing my part!

But it’s good to have a few excuses ready to go.

Steve Huffman: Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to our controlling shareholder, Mr. /u/vredditdownloader

YandereDev coding chess.

Also who has a variable to store an input and decides to name it “player”?