I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

For the LULZ obviously.

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No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.

Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.

Just tried goose game with co-op for the first time. It went pretty well. I’ll have to try the other one.

His brother and I has it. It’s a little complicated right now, but he’s getting there.

Have it. Too complicated and fast paced.

I prefer not braided. Both for cables and hair. More of a ponytail kinda guy myself.

Temu drugs would ship in a Ziploc sandwich bag with the name of the drug misspelled in black sharpie on a piece of tan masking tape stuck to it.

I checked. It’s still enabled.

It should be. I just had an identical VM running on the same machine yesterday. Oddly, it stopped being able to boot for unclear reasons, so I’m trying a fresh install.

Dude. You got 3 whole messages?

It’s exact translation is not known, but It’s a ancient rune known only as Cool S

Best I can do is half Federation… 2/3 if you pay in cash.

It means they put a new sticker over the old one, and they don’t rattle when you shake them.

An ancient pre-cardboard version of dick-in-a-box.

Awesome. Thanks. I’ll set that up later.