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The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition. It’s amazing.

Related.

I can’t get my drug dealer to text me back and these kids are getting freebies on Snapchat? Fucking bullshit.

Videogaming, porn and gambling gave boys such dopamine hits that anything else they did felt boring.

Kids these days don’t understand the rush of dumping their entire allowance into 15 minutes of Street Fighter, comitting borderline felonies while riding bicycles around the neighborhood, and then going into the woods to jerk it to that one Playboy before going over Steve’s house to worship the devil.

Minification isn’t the same as obfuscation, though. The only way I can think to obfuscate HTML would be to replace every element with a custom element.

HTML Obfuscator

Fucking what

Please, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

wE CaN aRgUe SeMaNtiCs aLL dAy

we shouldn’t be fracturing the communities

Maybe use the same protocol, then.

It’s probably already a Butthole Surfers song.

@joshuaboniface on Mar 8, 2021

Thank you for this list. We are aware of quite a few, but for reasons of backwards compatibility they’ve never been fixed. We’d definitely like to but doing so in a non-disruptive way is the hard part.

Holy fuck what a reply.

I’d probably put the cutoff at less than a tenth that amount.

Not if you want federation.

The answer is probably GoToSocial, which suggests that it can run on 512MB.

Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks.

I think people would react poorly if server donations went to personal expenses before server expenses.

The distinction is an illusion. If a person can’t afford to live, and a part of their life is running a server, who gives a fuck which dollar goes where?

(Other than all the dipshits who offer 0 and demand anything more than nothing.)

Rent comes before server. An outage is a wonderful motivator, turn that shit off.

give updates to your customers when things go wrong!

No, never, you can’t make me.

You’re free to spin up your own instance where you can make direct threats and actionable calls to violence.

Oh, those are subreddits. Yeah, you’re probably not wrong.

It just happened I had the cube next to him and he wanted any other set of eyes, lol.

Hello, rubber duck!

I have heard they can be a bit finicky

I assume you’re talking about the actual hardware of the various RaspberryPi. (Pies? Pis?) Some of the earlier models had problems with heat, which would cause them to fart out on occasion. I’ve got a Pi 4 Model B, and it does just fine (up 509 days, 15:33) humming away next to my router in a closet.

Raspbian wasn’t my bag so I’ve got the PiHole docker container running on my preferred flavor of Linux instead.

Oh don’t worry you’ll get to experience one firsthand in [ checks watch ] about 20 minutes.

A global recession.