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Skype is fading fast. Thank God. Discord is already an internet standard.

pwease kill immigrants with me? ~the pope

I have an old Microsoft brand thumb drive that fits perfectly into my ass and makes me nut every time

The bathrooms in hell all have automatic sinks where you can’t tell where the sensor is and an inconsistent delay.

Marl is an earthy material rich in carbonate minerals, clays, and silt. When hardened into rock, this becomes marlstone. It is formed in marine or freshwater environments, often through the activities of algae.

You have DNS listening on UDP and TCP… for DNS?

Iol, lol.

For what

I hope every contractor and employee who has ever worked for that shit hole goes bankrupt, loses their home in a foreclosure auction and spends the rest of their life begging for handouts on the street.

Then she throws her drink in your face, storms out and git resets --hard origin/main && git clean -fdx

Carpenter’s axe to the utility line outside my house

Why?

A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.

The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn’t delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

No

I’m not OP but I think it means “Providers are saying consumers should accept subscription-based models without complaint”

I asked a dealer for a dumb-car. No fucking auto 911 dialing, bluetooth enabled, GPS service horseshit, just a normal car and he shot me

Later there’s this text:

which can be found by clicking on the cog at the top right next to the search icon

…which I don’t see. I don’t think this doc accounts for Photon.

Who controls it? Can I suggest edits to these docs?

Nobody asked but I had to share this

It’s important to me that everyone understands the joke, even if that understanding robs them of the joy of it. “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. It kills it”.

But it’s important because I suffered a lot of being left out as a kid. Others found how good it felt to be exclusive, and shoulder me out of things, or refuse to explain things, or whatever it was that made me the outcast. I could tell from their faces that they love the way it felt when they did that to me. But it hurt me a lot.

I don’t want there to be any exclusivity anymore. Nobody deserves that pain. I want everyone to understand the joke, even if that prevents them from ever laughing at it.

The thought experiment suggests that over a long enough period of time, every possible combination of letters would be typed out on a keyboard, including Hamlet.

They are not arguing about randomness, as it is inherent to the thought experiment. Randomness is necessary for the experiment to occur.

They are arguing that the universe would be dead before the time criteria is met. It is a bitter and sarcastic conclusion to the thought experiment, and is supposed to be funny.

In conversation, it would be delivered like this:

“You know, over a long enough period of time, monkeys smashing typewriters randomly would eventually produce Hamlet”

“The universe isn’t going to last that long.”