“let’s uproot all these trees and invade this space. and when the roots of the few remaining trees do what they are supposed to do, let’s blame them for ‘ruining’ human infrastructure!”

this is the AI model that truly passes the Turing Test.

they weren’t feeling lucky?

awesome! so there is scope to literally piss all over AI! where does one sign up?

why can’t they use piss, instead, though?

However, as Keighin did not show up to court,

bro quite literally played the “sorry mario, the princess in another castle” card at them.

why does a site that shows a static image need me to enable javascript to view it?

and how much would they have saved if they had gone for no employees at all but onlyfans?

you do know how to use the oxford comma, i’ll grant you that.

yeah, but it can do really cool things like “suggest a name for my project that does X”.

surely that game’s worth the candle, yes?

while you may be right, one would think that the problem lies in the overestimated peception of the abilities of llms leading to misplaced investor confidence – which in turn leads to a bubble ready to burst.

… bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects…

one doesn’t imagine any of them even remotely thinks a technological panacaea is feasible.

… while they get super rich off it.

because they’re only focusing on this.

big talk from someone with McSwag in their username!

In general, the report found that the AI summaries showed “a limited ability to analyze and summarize complex content requiring a deep understanding of context, subtle nuances, or implicit meaning.” Even worse, the Llama summaries often “generated text that was grammatically correct, but on occasion factually inaccurate,”

how is this being accepted? one would have to go through any output with a fine-toothed comb anyway to weed out ai hallucinations, as well as to preserve nuance and context.

it’s like the ai tells you that mona lisa has three eyes and a nose and her mouth is closed but her denim jacket is open. you’re going to report that in your story without ever looking at the painting?

maybe that’s just the ai’s internal monologue leaking through?

or, alternatively, their lifetime offer has truly been honoured.

maybe they just laid off the titchier ones so that the average size of team members did indeed increase.

solving global warming is really simple: kill off all human beings.

i wonder how long ai algorithms will take to figure that out.

this article is a load of bollocks;

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one might say that this piece of news is the… canary… in the coal mine?