Wait, so the original Rift is useless? Like, I can finally toss it out and stop trying to sell it to someone?

Yeah that’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten very picky about which apps I allow to notify me of things. A week or two of turning off all the ones you don’t want and your phone gets quiet real quick.

I can only imagine that they’re offering it to me because my account is like 15 years old… Either that, or I have about 200k post karma and 100k comment karma. (Not big numbers compared to karma whores, but still more than your average user).

Lol they’re trying to sell me shares at “pre-ipo prices”.

I asked if they have any puts available… So far no reply…

Yeah true. Is power delete suite still the preferred method?

Man there’s something about talking on a cell phone that makes me feel like I have to yell, and thus, hate talking on them.

As I remember land lines, they never felt that way.

Sounds like it’s time for me to actually log back in and delete all my old posts. I’ve been putting that off for too long.

RoboRock FTW

Ok fair enough

I’d be happy if it just stopped crashing constantly

This is starting to sound a little too slavery-y…

I’ve never understood the “slim” thing console makers have been doing.

“Behold! Our latest game system!”

six months later

“Behold! The system we should have made in the first place!”

Oh no according to tiktok (so you know it’s true), he was saying itsumi, which is apparently Japanese for “Super”.

https://www.kkr.com/our-firm/team

Is it just me, or do all of those faces look AI-generated?

My nephew is really into Plants vs Zombies, and I’ll admit, it’s sucked me in too. I’m trying to impress him by getting my name at a respectable position on the Endless Leaderboard on Xbox, but I’m having some trouble with my controller missing button presses when I go to arm a Cob Cannon for missile launch.

I can’t believe I’m actually considering upgrading to an Xbox Series S in order to get smoother performance out of Plants Vs Fucking Zombies…