He has family members and toadies on the board

My 6 year old has never played or seen a video game.

I take her to the beach, playdates at the park with friends, we go mountain biking, etc. Hearing your stories makes my flesh crawl

Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them

Babies can eat knives if they’re brave enough

“What could a banana possibly cost Michael? $10?”

It’s really not that difficult to not buy from Walmart and Amazon. I’m not saying any retailer is ideologically pure and chill across the board but mom and pop shops sell 95% of what they do and the money stays in your community

The head guy self published something like a dozen AI generated books that he’s selling on Amazon too

Even so, my friend’s ti bike has stains on it that he can’t get out sort of polishing/ brushing it

They’re not really mentioning stitcher any more

Instagram is absolute garbage compared to how it used to be. It’s still massive. Once people are hooked, it’s hard to wean them off. People were livid at reddit, but only a fraction of those who spoke up are here

I don’t see a problem as long as the videos are capped at 140 characters

How shitty a parent are you to either not know how to work parental controls or better… to talk to your kids about healthy attitudes towards sex?*

*besides abstinence

I got my “early” invite code a couple weeks ago and it was pretty cool finding accounts I’d previously followed on Twitter… and seeing how they haven’t posted in months

I started using it mainly to not have pictures and videos sent get all degraded, it does work.

Anyhow all my friends were like OMG, YOU GOT AN IPHONE because my messages started coming through blue and I was like, why does that fucking matter?

This is like when I started drinking my coffee black and suddenly I knew the secret handshake at every coffee place I’d order at. Baristas would be like, “the way it should be” and wink and shit. Um. I guess I’m cool now or something

BUT YOU CAN SHOOT IT WITH A BOW AN ARROW.

Checkmate, hater

/s if it’s not completely fucking obvious

… but this is Detroit which is a city that can support NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL teams. We’re not taking about the sticks here

Generally no, but I’ve noticed a couple of times where it said “1 of 2 ads”, 1 ad played, there was a pause, and it went back to the content.

I try to use Libretube on mobile

pushed up glasses

It motivated me to finally set up pi hole in my old raspberry pi I wasnt using, so there’s that

If you want to play the upstreaming game, where did the rare earth metals in your electric car come from?

Electric cars are here to save the car industry, not the environment.

You can also do you, but you kind of lose any sort of moral high ground in this argument by insisting that others solve the problem for you when you can’t even do the bare fucking minimum