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I clicked into the post expecting more text and then realized that was the joke.

Congrats OP, I am both upset and entertained!

Oh, really? Mine does not have any lights at all.

Seconding/thirding/whatevering the Logitech G502. I have one and it’s one of the best mice I’ve ever owned and all the functions seem to work fine on Linux.

As far as move sets go, you could always base them on things about the animal for animal based mascots. Like an ice slide for Tux, a charge for the GNU mascot, a long distance tongue grab for the KDE mascot, etc.

Also, as far as characters go, you could always include any public domain characters, like Frankenstein’s Monster, Dracula, Steamboat Willie, Winnie the Pooh, etc.