Fuck you and your idea of productivity. Just because your job is reporting on the status of other people’s hard work doesn’t mean that’s how to get shit done - by talking. It takes doing to do shit.

Ooooh that’s dirty

This is so fetch

You guys are too slow, we need to hire more of you and let the sales teams use AI to add features the client asks without waiting for you.

AI can code now, in 2 mins I can create an app, so it shouldn’t take you long to make changes to this 10year old product.

Years of work, meetings and sleepless nights worrying about how to move forward on the many design and implementation decisions, the family sacrifices, all for shit.

Hug your kids, kiss your partner and fuck work.

Why does anyone go anywhere?

They are authentic commits and PRs by real contributors that have been edited and renamed with the PR description changed.

Thank you for your contribution to WSL.

No fatal errors have been found.

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Impressive

and I’ll still be here wondering why the fuck people continue to shoot vertical

They are going to ban themselves as protest for banning them…?

Do they have a No Homers sign too?

When can we start to own things again?

I don’t understand it either but it’s a product of how people consume the videos in their upright depression rectangles in public places with no volume I’d imagine.

squawk Hermocrates, friend of Socrates!

Hmm… I don’t think that will work

Stats don’t care if you are or aren’t, you are +1 to the equity that Twitter uses to get money through advertisers, which gets funnelled to Elon and his interests, and now Trump. This leads to reducing your overall opportunities through fascism that contribute to you finding comfort in what your dealer is supplying you. Quit hitting yourself.

I like to call it, saving the red jpeg. One more save will make it better surely.

Ah thanks, edited and fixed it

Yes but no. Imagine before the horse armour, parents both showed love to their children and also disciplined them for doing stupid shit and also taught them the worth of a dollar. No horse armour in that world.

I mean if drone pilots are cucking people and blowing them instead of blowing them up, I’ll take that as progress at this point