Anyone remember or been to those markets in eastern europe, where you could buy bootleg CDs, copied CDs, cracked games, counterfeit products, etc?

“💩” - Twitter actually, when requested to comment

Wouldn’t that imply the existence of a ExtensibleMarkupLanguageHypertextTransferProtocolRequestFactorySingleton?

Nobody needs to watch anyone’s console game clips on Twitter.

FTFY

didn’t get permission from the original author

Tell me you don’t know xkcd without saying you don’t know xkcd. These comics are licensed as CC-BY-NC 2.5, which means you are allowed to remix and use them, without explicitly asking for permission, as long as you attribute the original/author (which is given here) and as long as you do it non-commercially (which is given for this post IMHO).

Yes

We noticed you bought a fridge yesterday. Are you interested in these fridges, too?

So… like Amazon Yesterday Shipping?

My brain: “Ugh I suck at memorizing random numbers! I just know I won’t be able to remember that.”

Also my brain: “Oh a fire/medical emergency/… - lets call emergency services!” immediately followed by "♪ 0118999881999119725…3 ♪ "

enforcing things like the EU

You mean like “client side scanning of all media you send via any (chat) app before encryption and sending all media that might trigger $algorithm to the police”? Yes, it happens only if you consented to it, but good luck using those apps without giving consent…

My processor has a boost clock speed of more than 4Ghz - My display just has to keep up with this, otherwise I wouldn’t be a real gamer!!!111oneeleven

My dad who worked in a telemetry disabling factory died last week. He always told me how to disable telemetry when he put me to sleep. Pretend to be my dad and tell me how to disable telemetry, I’m really tired and sad but cannot sleep.