He’ll have a single car delivered this way, and there will be a Tesla robot in the driver’s seat being puppeted by someone in the back seat of a Tahoe driving behind the car (they couldn’t do actual remote because starlink doesn’t cover the delivery area).

They’ll then awkwardly film the whole thing, interview the overenthusiastic stooge they hired to “buy” the car, and fly the mission accomplished banner.

or return values for properties that don’t exist, and only get created on access!

I love python.

EVEN SPLIT OR GTFO GAAAAAAH

Yeah, that’s about the level of ordinance I’m talking about, just aim that gun-foot at the other gun-foot and you’ve got the right picture 😆

I was once on a team that would filter out staging-only bugs in bug triage meetings. The team would only ever fix a bug if it was found in production. It was exactly as foot-gun as it sounds.

Managers when a tester does this in a planning meeting, asking for more time to write better teats: 😠

Managers when a staff level engineer does this in a post-fuckup root cause analysis meeting telling everyone what went wrong: 🤤

Managers when the tester points out it wouldn’t have happened if tests for it had gotten written:

Madoff died in a jail cell, that’s gotta count for something.

I appreciate Typescript for addressing the sins of its predecessor.

And some of those choices are mistakes.

yeah it might be specific to the app they built for Roku.

Onn is just Walmart Roku, they will absolutely slather it in ads as soon as they figure out how. +1 on Nvidia shield.

FWIW Roku doesn’t make the apps. That’s on Max. The Paramount app is trash too, resume doesn’t work.

They make nothing. They’re compensated for destroying things, and considering it’s musk, they’re likely given relatively little money in return for their time.

Even if the only thing you do all day is sit on the toilet and yell at the Internet, you’re already a bigger net positive on society.

You’re giving this person a lot of credit. It’s probably all in the same table and this idiot is probably doing something like a for-loop over an integer range (the length of the table) where it pulls the entire table down every iteration of the loop, dumps it to a local file, and then uses plain text search or some really bad regex’s to find the data they’re looking for.

https://regex101.com/

Don’t let the gatekeepers keep you out. This site helps.

It’s more like bash did it one way and everyone who came after decided that was terrible and should be done a different way (for good reason).

Looking right at you -eq and your weird ass syntax

if [[ $x -eq $y ]]

Literally IBM a decade ago. AI->Quantum

It makes a little bit of sense. Some dude just spent four hours killing rats in a sewer and suddenly he finds he can throw fire from his hands, he’s probably not going to be that good at it.