https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

“Riot.”

Jan. 6th was a straight up terrorist attack.

“If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

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wHaTaBoUt!?¹?

Also, it’s a lot easier for most people to boycott American meat than it is to boycott Chinese batteries.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

This is an article about a tech disaster. “Tech disaster” is literally in the title.

Tech is an abbreviation for “technology.”

Vichy Twitter

I’m stealing this! It’s way too good!

Non-clinical narcissism is asexuality, and Elon isn’t asexual.

Why do people always say weird shit like this when they’re defending Republicans?

The ban lasted 2 hours and 45 minutes.

You mean during the time that they were holding their fundraising event?

No mention of the chimney.

Other way around:

https://www.etymonline.com/word/appendix

Technically, the organ you’re thinking of is the vermiform appendix, which means “worm shaped.”

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Hint: If you ever encounter this puzzle in a crossword app, just [term for someone with a competitive and high-achieving personality].

I just watched it for the first time and… I really enjoyed it. It’s a little off-brand for Apple, but a great ad overall.

Alt text: Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it’s an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!