Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856.

The banana accusations are an invention by my opponent in this, the next, the previous and all other elections to distract you – the voter – from my real policies. Like good fruit storage, shipping and handling.

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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023

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  • From what I’ve read from Eric since this relaunch was announced, he just wants a new pebble and so do some of the userbase. This project isn’t really intended as a viable, polished product. Rather it’s a niche thing made for a Core audience of nerds.

    Disclaimer: I’m one of the nerds this is intended for. I instantly pre-ordered a watch because it’s a pebble. I7