I think this is the 5th time I’ve seen this headline.

It’s essentially Unreal Engine for kids, Roblox and Minecraft were both huge in how much freedom they provided the player.

Tfw all the coding you know is from PLTW classes

That’s cool AF. Shodan shows lots of cool things that I don’t think anybody minds being seen, but it also gives search results that could be used nefariously. It’s probably the coolest and creepiest tech product I’ve ever seen.

Shodan is good for violating other people’s privacy without them knowing it lol

Glad someone else mentioned Metro, those games look fucking amazing. Last Light on 360 looks like an early PS4 game it’s so good.

If I had a controller for my phone, it would be my primary gaming device. The DS thing of pretty much being able to pause and walk away from the game at any time is awesome.

I mean how else is Bethesda supposed to justify charging $60 for the same game reskinned?

This is facts. I’m a zoomer. AAA games haven’t meant shit to people my age for the most part. The 3 undebatable most important games of my generation are Minecraft, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and Undertale. Talk to any gamer under the age of 25-30 and they will likely agree with at least 2/3 of those. All those games started with one person dicking around. We’re fully in the era where the formula is starting to stink like piss because it’s so stale. We’re going to see a “crash” of sorts soon, the infinite growth these shitty publishers have seen off games as a service isn’t infinite

This feels like a joke Hank Hill would make

This was something I did in school to fuck with the teacher. He said all he cared about was output so as long as the code all worked, we could make it as stupid as we want. He taught us really good basics though. Really encouraged us to learn more about coding ourselves so that we could make the next best shitpost for the class. My favorite was creating stupid arithmetic functions. What the fuck is i++? I only know the function increaseIByOne

I mean most languages are fully capable of everything you need to do and it’s just a skill issue. People do crazy shit with scratch somehow

Those are both good options tho

Humans just like feeling like they’re better than another human, deleting someone else’s code is loudly saying that you’re better than them in some metric. Nothing wrong with it, but that’s why writing code feels less powerful than yeeting other people’s shit.

I always feel awkward saying hash cause the weed stuff

When other people do it though? They’re total frauds that don’t know how to code. I’m the only person in the world allowed to copy things off Stack Overflow. Sorry sweaty, I don’t make the rules.

Damn, maybe we really are replaceable if that’s it 😢

I tell my friends that making software is like making M16s. You send them out of the factory, thinking you’ve designed the perfect gun, I mean how the hell do you use a gun wrong? Until you find out that a few people tried to use that top part to shoot arrows like a bow. What’s even worse about software is sometimes they actually figure out how to use it as a bow and idiots start using M16s as bows and now you have to fix that because it’s a horrible fucking bow.

Project reality was an absolute failure. Why my parents didn’t pick project abortion instead I’ll never know