Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I like that it’s 2^8 people.

Edit: Apparently I’m not good at reading 😅

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

Nah, I’m gonna KISS

And the AIs probably run in AWS, so it generates them money while it generates them money.

Three books a day is completely plausible, but four? Nobody can type that fast. /s

Better hold on to your pants, Photoshop. Here’s the new contender!

EA: it’s cancer

120" projector

I’ve given up on smart TVs. Mine has never been connected to the internet. I slap a fire TV to it (yeah, I know. I’m weak…) and forget about it. If that gets too slow for the task I’ll get a new one for 40€.

Your meetings have agendas? That must be nice.

here’s how to turn that off

… use Firefox? How are we still talking about chrome here?

Edit: yes I know many still use Chrome. That’s exactly the problem. Google does shady shit, people shrug it off because insert whatever reason. Google likes that and plans the next shady shit. Rinse, repeat.

“YTA, skittles are the food of the gods. Also you could easily dress up like a hockey puck and get hammered by the coach.”

True, but it was a selling point of the API changes if I remember correctly. Some insane fanboys attacked everyone with stupid arguments like that one when you were critical of the changes. That drove me away even faster.

I’m so glad I didn’t have to. I can’t really stand her sister.

No one, it said so right in the title.

That’s what I’ve been thinking. If an AI replaces me as a software engineer, I might still be needed as a translational layer. My stakeholders are a hot mess when it comes to requirements.

I’m baffled by both to be honest. This has to be intentional, nobody would behave like that and not expect outrage and disgust. I’m so glad alternatives exist. And that I found them in time (although I’m not really interested in a Twitter alternative, but I understand others are).

I might need to address a GDPR delete request.