Came here to say this. Major editorializing by the OP, unless there’s another source they chose not to share.

Yeah! I wanted to keep reading!

Slick! I occasionally drive my beat up old 2000 Mazda pickup and it could use something like this!

Awesome! Thanks so much for doing this and sharing!

Doom 2

Insertion: stick it on the end O(1)

Retrieval: BOGO sort your list and return the first item. It’s O(1) in the best case.

Checkmate, nerds!

Is this not a pc game? I have an index and I wanna learn how to drive a tractor…

That was a hilarious read. Thanks for posting! I had to learn/use prolog for a class in college and in the ~10 years since then, this is the first time I’ve ever seen mention of it in the wild. I lost it at Chad’s flustered assertion that “…nobody knows prolog!”

I can??

Been following this for a while! I’m getting one!

If AI was reliable, maybe. MAYBE. But guess what? It turns out that “advanced autocomplete” does a shitty job of most things, and I bet false positives will be numerous.

Elegant!

Lmk if you find out. Maybe something with… lasers?

Why not leave it open? Haha, I’m just finding this thread a month later and would like a shirt…

I got banned from r/firstimpression due to super generic “nsfw activity.” A woman had posted a picture of herself in green and brown clothing and sitting amongst some flowers and her post was titled “What do you think my job is?”

My ban-worthy cheeky comment was “wood nymph”

Oh no!! Anyway,…

Anything’s a sport if you’re sporty enough!

The “joke” is that it’s an issue that people feel compelled to comment on, but the sleeping person can’t. Predictably, most people are blowing straight past this and commenting their opinions, but most of the other replies are joking or whimsical. Yours is straightforward no-nonsense. If I had to guess, I’d say that’s why you’re being singled out.

lol imagine having an invaluable resource like users that engage and actually give a shit and then sitting around in a high rise board meeting discussion where in you tap your fingers together capitalistically and discuss all the ways you can press, milk, squeeeeeeze every last drop of value of these poor saps. Lemmy for life! Long live the … lemming? Whatever it is. I love y’all. 😘😘😘😘

Is fondant a cake?