Good for you. It’s important for your self esteem to feel strong and powerful.

That’s cool. I’m also testing some stuff myself. For instance, I’m testing not uploading fake pictures of fake happiness and uploading them to receive fake praise from my fake friends. Going good so far. User feedback is 100% positive.

Pack up lads. We solved it. Back to jimp.

Bend over get Ubuntu?

Benign like a tumor. Ready to be cut out.

I’m currently serving a three day ban from Reddit because I was auto banned from a sub for being part of another sub that had been deemed a hate sub. I appealed and they told me if I unsubbed I would be unbanned, so I told them to climb a wall of dicks and got a three day ban for harassment.

At this point, I prefer the benign tankies on lemy to the power tripping fuck-whistle mods on Reddit.

this is hands down one of the best things I ever read.

Meta prides themselves on a ‘family’ culture.

Imagine having to endure a happy hour wearing your Meta t-shirt while zuck monitors your joy level through a huge camera in the corner of the room.

Can’t wait for a future where multibillion dollar corporations decide what’s right and wrong and also who is and isn’t guilty.

Again. Not a rapist until proven so in a court. And yes, I understand the difficulty in proving it and I believe him to be guilty, but not a rapist until proven so.

I know there is a huge failing by the courts with these types of cases but we must avoid trial by media at all costs.

Well known symbol of the alt right, peep the toad.

That 4chan sure is a wild dude.

I mean this was so obvious. Pay for positive critic reviews and call any user reviews that weren’t favourable names.

Gameboy camera and printer was like analogue Snapchat

It’s so out of character to see a Reddit mod power tripping and handing out huge punishments for something that’s cringe at best. They’re normally much more mature and even-handed than that.

Fecal transplant from someone who clearly just eats tendies and pop tarts all day.

If my patched version of revanced ever stops I can’t say I’ll ever go back to all my lovely lil niche subs.

Small business? I always rate honestly and in detail.

Bad experience? Level headed and honest review that repeats the companies name a lot and the words, ‘review’ and ‘negative’ to pump it up the search ranks.

Everything else? You want my opinion? Pay me.

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