What could possibly go wrong?

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.

It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.

It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!

The jig is up

So he’s not smart enough to prevent it.

P: “You will do as I say”

T: “Yes”

The stock’s valuation makes no sense at all. A market cap of 38 billion on no revenue and declining growth?

Get fucked, Spez.

Tim Cook

Tim Apple

Tim Pussy

Coup d’éfat

😂 oh I like that! Good trade.

The Lightning really is a nice looking truck.

The trapezoid Minecraft Cybertruck Deplorian— not so much…

“No shit, dumbass…”

—everyone

<<turns console back off>>

<<grabs photo album full of feet 🦶 pics>>

Google

*Gargle

His penis inverted and then I read he underwent surgery and got a rat penis transplant.

He was a child rapist, but he recently died of AIDS while also battling syphilis

<gluk, gluk, gluk, gluk, chortle, slurp>, said Tim

<slurp chortle chortle slurp slurp>, said Bezos.

<gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk>, added Pichai.

Jesus Christ NBC is so out of touch. National Boomer Corporation 🦚