I don’t need a timer though.

I have brief mode on, she doesn’t give a shit. I need “say the absolute minimum number of words” mode.

Now they can hear me scream “shut the fuck up Alexa!!!” every time she says “…by the way…” when I just want to know what time it is.

…and now I have Careless Whispers stuck in my head. You’re welcome.

Welcome to the Lemmy BDSM convention!

But wait, isn’t this some sort of official government communication channel now? Sure there must be uptime agreements and penalties for such a thing, right? Right?!?

Canama? Pamada?

Due to lack of participation, I’m pretty sure he’s in Georgia dealing with a musical competition at the moment.

Same with my 2014 Subaru Outback. I’m holding onto it as long as I can.

More of a spy novel series, but the Charlie Muffin books by Brian Freemantle.

It may encourage others to try it.

Worked fine for me. Wasn’t paywalled.

And you can totally just throw it in the washing machine, right?