No, but it’s something similar. It’s stupid.

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I’m a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

You won’t afford it by ruining yourself, unless it’s for spectators.

Adding the link to the website might be a non issue.

Getting people to join a fediverse thing might be even harder than getting them to sign.

It’s often middle aged men with lots of money planning to run fleets of tens or hundreds of future players that will never arrive in the number they plan for. The few who do drop by won’t accept their terms, so the middle aged man with lots of money will have to either play alone or play nice to get enough people to fully crew his second most expensive capital ship. He won’t be able to crew his most expensive one because he can’t convince the crew to fill the roles of 3 necessary “engineers” who run around the ship during combat staying on top of changing blown fuses and maybe a shield generator if it blows.

Sometimes it’s not middle aged men, sometimes they don’t have lots of money, there are definitely a lot of backers who are financially exploited and respond to a lot of the bullshit SC’s marketing regularly does.

I’ve played SC a lot. It’s got some cool shit but it’s absolutely unstable and fundamentally broken in a hundred ways, and the design is kinda stupid and incredibly naive in terms of attracting and retaining players.

I liked piracy and PvP dogfighting. I also liked having a medium large gunship with a little Fury in it. (TIE fighter) I used to stuff the gunship full of drugs (cargorunning but supposedly cool) and jump in the Fury I’d hidden (powered off) if a ship arrived, and chase them off or kill them. I got really used to that little shit, it was incredibly satisfying to barely keep my shields up while G forces were almost blacking my guy out, and whittling down larger ships. I fucking miss that patch. 3.21 was kinda sweet, despite it’s Star Citizen-ness. Tbh in some circumstances it plays a bit like an even slower Tarkov.

Don’t play Star Citizen, unless some time down the line there’s a Free Fly where you see reports of good stability. I think that’s very unlikely, but I’d like to see it.

I’m personally $90 in. For a long time I stuck to the $45 starter. You shouldn’t buy either of them.

Maybe wait and see if the single player spinoff “Squadron 42” comes out and is well reviewed.

Their username is calculator boobs, what did you expect?

He lets it poke out to give bystanders a whiff if they pester him about release dates and bug fixing and stability, then he promptly sucks it back in.

Why the fuck is it so important for the suits that we don’t get to play anymore when they want to abandon the game?

I just don’t understand why they apologize.

They could probably write “You’re welcome.” and get a bunch of thank yous back.

TESTS

Tag teaming that shit like wrestlers.

You literally just suggested the creation of another vibe coder.

A daft conversation interrupting your stressed out mind might inspire new and creative solutions though. Like a mountain cabin with a well stocked pantry.

Sounds like it would drive some socialites insane.

I love it.

Yeah I posted about that shit a long time ago, I knew people weren’t gonna respond, we all saw the numbers. It had the momentum of fucking syrup.

They deserve to get their games deleted. I hope they get real fucking mad about it. Impotent rage, just completely red faced, making little comments and posts here and there pleading and wilding out, writing nasty shit, getting a fucking aneurysm.

Then giving up and moving on, accepting how powerless they are, despite not really being powerless at all. That’s the real tragedy of it.

“Ok, Richard, I’m done.”

“Yeah, I got the notification actually. Heavy dinner last night?”

“What the actual fuck, Richard?”

Recently noticed how many of my “offline single player” games did not actually work offline, after moving and being without internet for a while.

To anyone reading this, try unplugging your PC and check what your options actually are. I was really disappointed about not being “allowed” to play Red Dead.

I don’t understand the idiots who insist on unredundant designs. Especially when it comes to handles. They’ve literally killed people with that decision.

Next war plan is going to happen in an X thread. They’re gonna @ eachother about seizing Toronto and nuking Vancouver.

They’ll launch the nuke from a submarine, They’ll trigger their own warning system, they’ll panic, they’ll think it’s a Japanese nuke, they’ll launch retaliatory strikes, the Philippines will be unrecognizable.

The Toronto invasion force won’t have crossed the border before the entire admin is in bunkers and not communicating. They’ll be an army on standby to invade an ally, and they’ll hear the admin atomically spooked itself into giving China their sea claims in the worst way, a way nobody is happy with.

Democrats will respond by suggesting that other Democrats should consider launching an investigation on an accelerated timeline, with only 3 short months (~0.903 Metric months) to be completed and brought before a committee hearing that already has three notices that members will be absent, unable to attend due to family functions and vacation plans.

Streaming revenues will be stable, Call of Duty MAUs will not fluctuate notably, Starbucks will close 8 locations, most celebrities will be done tweeting/blueskying about how it’s fucked up. JD Vance will call someone the N word on live TV to thunderous applause.

YouTube is just a weeeeeeeird cylinder that simply can not be filled.