Blackout

I used the one of the left for work. I did photography and display ads at the local newspaper. Once a week I went to the local car dealers with the Sony to take side profile shots of their cars. The entire sales staff would drive them by on at a time. I’d do the pre press on my Macintosh. For anything else I still grabbed my Nikon and film.

Making apple pies is much harder cause you have to build a universe first. I just skip right past those recipes.

Almost as solid as this DIY build from a redditor

But you could have gotten in the good vault.

One change they suggested was to limit the audits performed each year to one. A single person whose name was drawn at random gets an intensive Mega-Audit™

At least I have a feasible backup for when I lose my legitimate job

Put up all the top corporations on a dart board and throw a dart. Hit fraud everytime

It’s more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks

I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. “Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted”

They can ban it but I will just go use seekdeep instead :|

I wouldn’t care if I was him. In fact I would also ban yeeting and skibaldi toilet while dabbing to the Harlem shakes

An unfiltered look at, checks notes, a completely censored and controlled people who aren’t even allowed to hold up a blank sheet of paper in protest?

I have an idea. Let’s stick all of the world’s billionaires into a submarine and see if lightning strikes twice.

All laws protecting the people’s interests are now banned. Don’t like it? Well become a billionaire and maybe the supreme Court will care

Well they don’t need us anymore, I’m going back to reading books.

The US is set to unveil their high speed competitor soon with a train called the “American Superior.” It is stated to have a top speed of 80km/h and will launch on a single 10km track by the year 2083.

Well no one is saving for retirement anymore. Climate change will take care of that. Live it up.

Can’t lose what he’s never had, my love 💕

GTA 6 will be the last one this century.

I bought one of those ge induction ovens to swap out a gas one. The only smart feature I liked was the ability to turn my oven on to preheat from my phone. Guess what feature just doesn’t work no matter the tech support help i get with it.