The Assman

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

You literally can. It’s a setting.

My dad’s face circa 1998 as I explain to him what Harry Potter is

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Neither can the future martian colonists

How could they piss off the fans worse than Andromeda did

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

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We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.

You’re a printer, harry

We played the shit out of these games. Especially the football one. I remember my dad laughing his ass off at the little kids getting tackled.

They let criminals out of jail and send them to the meat grinder

I don’t see how this is any different than a strawman political cartoon. It’s a misleading image created to ratchet up people’s emotions. Like it’s bad, but is it a new kind of bad? I’m not so sure.

You could have a promising career in finance

Can’t wait to pirate it

+1

Worked for me multiple times

My n’wah

Skill issue