We know. She sucks.

They got into some freaky shit in those lobbies.

Ink and Paper are sold separately, the HP+ Subscription entitles you to general warranty services and premium early access to ink restocks.

Hello valued customer, please provide 59.99 a month for your new HP+ Subscription or kindly go fuck yourself.

-HP Support

Ok, better collaborate then huh?

You would’ve gone far in occupied France.

Well sure, I just don’t know why I would join the socialist group that wants to remove free will when I’m already part of one that doesn’t.

But the federation is already socialist.

Iirc they were using a combination of lidar and radar, but Elmo wanted to cut costs.

The question isn’t how many people bought them, it’s how many did they make.

Well, it worked for them.

Exclusivity contracts probably expired.

Exposed wires? Does this mean I could overclock my heart with a bench power supply?

I mean, the game pad as well was a complete failure of a concept.

Even first party Nintendo games struggled to find a compelling use for the feature.

Or it will be relegated to the depths of the Wii U and Virtual Boy

lol what happened?

Don’t worry, Nintendo will go AI crazy in about a decade once the fad dies.

You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.

Finally a computer that can feel pain.

Gig economy does not inspire loyalty lmao

HP aren’t known for their good decisions.