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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Meltrax@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I can’t type if I can’t see the keyboard.

  • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
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    I was born handicapped, i don’t have xray vision.

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    I can’t code for shit.

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    The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling

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    I can’t afford a Mac

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    1 year ago

    Web devs in 2024 be like

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      Backend developer.

  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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    My flexibility.

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    I don’t have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i’ve tried.

  • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml
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    Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.

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    There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

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      Yonicasting

    • vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      blind people exist.

      blind people use computers.

      Maybe she’s using accessibility tools to yogacode

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Physics. Light won’t pass through my body.

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      That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

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        I don’t think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.

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    Lack of stupidity

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    I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.

    tuché?

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    I’m too fat

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    There’s only one monitor in that setup

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