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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

What Imperative Programming Feels Like

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What Imperative Programming Feels Like

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I mean it could just always return the same thing…

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      I would think that role is filled by constants.

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        where we’re going, constants are just functions

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          Java 2: you can program anything you want but it has to be a function.

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