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seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

No-code, scalable, serverless

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No-code, scalable, serverless

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seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Serverless? Keep talking

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      I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a

      Wait that’s wordpress

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      Serverless and no code? So they base everything on “free” platforms like Facebook?

      Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?

      Now i know it’s a magazine!

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          There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.

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            A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1’s in your phone have good karma, and the 0’s are grounded. 🧚🏽

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      I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a

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        I just wanna get fucked in the a

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        If you’re coding php you’re already fucked

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