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robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Dad has the chops to be a project manager.

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Dad has the chops to be a project manager.

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robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    I literally got the description “make it look cool” in my current project.

    We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still…

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      make it look cool

      Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?

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        That sounds fucking awesome.

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          I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).

          It what’s later became known a “programmer design”.

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        Why so fancy? Sites like this are famous with millions of views: https://web.archive.org/web/20041229194455/http://www.ikissyou.org/indeks2.html

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          I like sex

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            I like money

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              https://y.yarn.co/00b19fc5-cc98-4af3-8298-93092ffc4ff6_text.gif

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      • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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        All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.

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        Blink tags and snow effects

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      Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol

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      The best

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        Every time I click on this link I listen to all the cymbal tracks

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      Finally, all that time making the coolest myspace profile pays off!

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