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Tibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

How can i cable manage my body?

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How can i cable manage my body?

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Tibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    You know if you take all the cables out of your body and put them zip ties, you will die.

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      Well, that’s what happens when you’re not careful enough. You can’t just go yanking cables! They need to be finessed. To be bought dinner, first.

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        Instructions unclear: After finessing these zipties, hands now bound under legs.

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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      Now you know

      Bill Nye, the Science Guy. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

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        Science rules!

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