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minus-squareIWantToFuckSpez@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up36·edit-21 year agoMarketing people at MS: What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
minus-squareKit Sorens@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoClippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoClippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoI wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoBest I can do is your chest with boobs
minus-squareExocrinous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoFun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWhat’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIt’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoCortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
it’s worth it
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Copy that, Pho Hammer
It’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games